I was thinking, how freaking wierd would it be if your limbs could just jump straight off and walk with their own mini legs? The streets would be filled with people chasing after their arms and legs.

What if the body parts were all in a big conspiracy? Like, they’d decide on a time to just abandon you leaving you unable to chase after them. That would be horrible. Torsos just laying in the street shouting abuse at rebel body parts…

But wait, there’s more. What if it didn’t stop at limbs? What if it went on to your head! Or even individual toes?! Or pretty much any body part you can think of! What would be your reaction to a random left breast sprinting through town laughing like a maniac?

The more you think about it, the more it complicates itself. For instance – would the mini legs which are part of your full size body parts also have even smaller legs of their own? And so on…

You see, these are things I actually think about semi-seriously. But perhaps I speak for all of those reading when I say that the non-appearance of further posts about this topic, would be beneficial to all of mankind. Feel free to disagree though.