I’m sure there must be someone out there who has the same issue as me with food packaging. Why is it that 99% of it is so damn noisy?! Take crisps for instance. Horrible, crinkly, loud foil packaging that could wake the dead. Hell, even loaves of bread come in the noisiest type of plastic known to man.

And next time you have a bowl of cereal, try getting some out of the packet in absolute silence! Totally impossible if you ask me. The only way it could be any louder is if there was a random guy inside the box who starts singing Dancing Queen into a microphone connected to a speaker on the box whenever you opened it. Hmm maybe I shouldn’t give them ideas…

My reason for disliking this noise is that after a long days work (lol…no seriously), I like to grab a snack of sorts in the evening while watching TV (read: pointless crap) or Family Guy or Red vs Blue (read: awesomeness). Now, the most people in my house have to be up quite early in the morning, unlike me most days. So they go to bed early.

So there I am in a quiet house trying to get something to eat whist being considerate and making as little noise as possible, when BAM!! there’s a guy singing some god-awful 70′s disco down a microphone at me and waking everyone up in the process. Brilliant.